Tuesday, May 09, 2006

 

Fly on the wall....

If ever there was a time to be a fly on the wall, it was last month, when according to this article, Sue Kelly was invited to the White House for some wine and cheese with W. and Karl Rove.

Now, we don't know what was said and we're pretty sure Sue, who likes to claim that she's independent from Bush despite voting in lockstep with the president 75% of the time since 2001, isn't telling. But fellow Rep. Tom Cole, who hails from Oklahoma, which is considerably more conservative than NY-19, said that Bush "was very candid and forthcoming" and also said that "I want you to know we're going to win in Iraq," Cole said.

Did Sue tell Bush she was worried? Did she moan about Take19 like she did two weeks ago in a fundraising letter? We don't know. But here's your chance to play screenwriter. Send us a line or two of what you think Sue, W. and Rove talked about. We'll send the winner an official Take19 bumper sticker.

Comments:
Sue- Sir, I need your help on issues like port security, nuclear plant safety, and the environment. My constituents actually expect me to do something about those subjects!

Bush- See, that's the great thing about being President. I git to go on vacation, and if'n somethin' doesn't git taken care of, I git to blame it on Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, always high and mighty, demanding that we DO somethin' fer the people, whoever THEY are! Reckon you cain't do that like I can, can you?

Rove- Just keep issuing those press releases, even though they all deal with stuff that would have happened without you anyway, Sue. It makes it appear like you're on top of the issues. In the meantime, my staff is still looking for dirt on all those Democrats running against you, but they're having a hard time finding any. (Escorts Sue
to the door, while whistling "Still The One")
 
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